he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
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