do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
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Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
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Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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