if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
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