Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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