glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
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She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
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I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
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