I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
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mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
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No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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