i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
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I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
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so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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