How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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