Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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