It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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