I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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