well you can't waste a boner
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
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he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
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Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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