That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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