Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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