big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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