I heard we made out
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
i now understand why vodka
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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