Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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