how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
50% drunk capacity currently
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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