Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
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figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
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just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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