that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
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His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
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My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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