So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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