Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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