I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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