Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I looked at my own cervix.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Actions speak louder than pants.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
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