that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
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