spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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