Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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