it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
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i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
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I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
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