She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
you would pick up someone in the library
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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