I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Tornado booty call.. dedication
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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