I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
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I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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