worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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