Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
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