i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Randomize
