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I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
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she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
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Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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