Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
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