We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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