wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
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i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
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Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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