it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
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Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
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you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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