I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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