He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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