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Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.

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(630): View more from Illinois

his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass

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(352): View more from Florida

she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.

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(703): View more from Virginia

He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job

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(269): View more from Michigan

I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.

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(205): View more from Alabama

They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?

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(907): View more from Alaska

I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.

(907): View more from Alaska

I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.

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