whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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