ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
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a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
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Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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