I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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