their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
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I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
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Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
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