so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
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no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
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I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
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