bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
i came on her dog
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Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
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If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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