People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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