i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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