have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
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What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
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Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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