I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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