Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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