4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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