I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
that may or may not have been my penis.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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