3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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