You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
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Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
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Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
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