Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
As shirtless as possible
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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